We Brace For The Force Awakens — Papa’s Basement 477
Unlike every other suburban white kid, I wasn’t raised to worship Star Wars. Which means, despite my paunch, beard and glasses, I don’t really give much of a shit about […]
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That Amy Schumer Pirelli Photo — Papa’s Basement 476
Last week, Amy Schumer took a photo for the Pirelli Magazine that couldn’t be more unflattering if it tried. Tons of people (our dear co-host Butters included) have praised it […]
The Kane Show Sucks — Papa’s Basement 475
Terrestrial radio fucking sucks. That sentence both random and vulgar without context, so permit me to elaborate: There was a time I loved radio. As a kid, my local “guy […]
Terrorists Protest The Eagles Of Death Metal — Papa’s Basement 474
We recorded this almost two weeks ago, so I remember very little of the content. It was a jumble of thoughts after the terrorist attacks in France and a meditation […]
Every New Video Game Is The Same — Papa’s Basement 473
For those of you that don’t play video games whatsoever and find even their mention disgusting, don’t worry: The title of this show is due to a ten minute rant […]
Shaving Cream Slut — Papa’s Basement 472
I tell the tale of how a white guy (with racially-ambiguous hair) goes about picking an ethnic barbershop after receiving an awful haircut that left me feeling like a freshly […]
Co-Host Pete Starred In A Lousy Horror Movie — Papa’s Basement 471
Usually, the heavily lifting of the show’s humiliation-for-laughs theme is done by yours truly. But, I have to give it up to co-host Pete this week, he really took one […]
Curse Of Chucky Stinks — Papa’s Basement 470
Our new Halloween Month continues as we spend the last 20 minutes of the episode reviewing (well, panning) Curse Of Chucky, not only one of the worst horror movies I’ve […]
Hellbound: Hellraiser II Stinks — Papa’s Basement 469
For the entirety of October, the Papa’s Basement crew thought it would be fun to watch bad horror movies, then dissect just why they’re awful on-air. First up is Hellbound: […]
It’s Halloween Month! – Papa’s Basement 468
It’s October, which means, for some of us, a month-long celebration of Halloween, aka the holiday us weirdos tend to focus on. The Papa’s Basement gang is going to spend […]
Your Mom Wants Pope Francis — Papa’s Basement 467
A papal visit to DC, NYC and Philadelphia revealed a troubling truth to me: Old women really, really have it for Pope Francis. We laugh about all of our mothers […]
Ashley Graham Is Size Sexy — Papa’s Basement 466
Not all episodes get a huge summary. This one was recorded at co-host Jay’s place, which features small rooms and incredibly hard walls. So if you’re wondering why the episode […]
I Live Next To White Trash — Papa’s Basement 465
About a month ago, I left the comfort of my mom’s home and moved into an apartment in an attempt to introduce a simulacrum of normalcy into my life. And, […]
Back to School — Papa’s Basement 464
A lot of high school students know exactly what they want out of life. Armed with this knowledge, they pick a college that excels in their major of choice, secure […]
Je Suis Ashley Madison — Papa’s Basement 463
The site Ashley Madison, which, ostensibly, puts married people looking for an affair in touch with those that can give them one, had its database of user info hacked a […]