Reviewing World War Z Without Having Seen It
People need death in their life. That’s all I can attribute the appeal of zombies to. Man spent his entire history watching members of his tribe perish left and right […]
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Wanting to Kill Your Fellow Moviegoers–Papa’s Basement Radio Show
I tell the tale of sitting through Man of Steel while next to the loudest couple the world has ever seen. I won’t mention their ethnicity (black) or how demonstrative […]
Online Personas–Papa’s Basement Radio Show
Have you ever noticed that you are much bolder online than you tend to be in person, or noticed that phenomena in others that you’ve decided to meet from the […]
Reviewing Man of Steel Without Having Seen It
“I’d rather watch my parents fuck than sit through Man of Steel.” -Gandhi Let me reacquaint you with a film. It was going to reboot the Superman franchise into the […]
Is Twitter Too Much For You to Handle?–Papa’s Basement Radio Show
Despite not being 72, my co-hostess Allison had yet to join Twitter. That changed a few days ago. I listen to the impressions of someone new to the insidious, soul-sucking […]
Ever Dump a Dying Person?–Papa’s Basement Radio Show
Co-hostess Allison tells the story of shooting down a dying man. A sweet, loving, good–but dying–man. Is she an even worse person than this episode established me to be? That’s […]
Reviewing This Is the End Without Having Seen It
I’m going to take a different approach to today’s review (and be funny for once) and go through This Is the End‘s Wikipedia entry line by line, commenting the choice […]
When Did You Realize You Were a Bad Person?-Papa’s Basement Radio Show
Have you ever had a realization that you’re not a good person? Not that you’re evil, or that you’re particularly awful…just that you really don’t do much when put to […]
The Five Most Overrated Things Ever–Papa’s Basement Radio Show
There are certain things in life I think get way more praise than they deserve. Certain sports teams. Certain movies. Certain bands. Certain women. So my co-hostess Allison and I […]
Win a Date! (Not With Me!)–Papa’s Basement Radio Show 5-30-13
I’ve never considered the show a means of meeting a significant other. Christ, I host the thing and it certainly hasn’t gotten me laid. But my friend Nikkie has faith […]
Is There Still a Stigma to Online Dating?–Papa’s Basement Radio Show 5-27-13
In the 90s, romantically meeting a person off the Internet was tantamount to buying a used car off a gypsy: Everyone but you seemed to know it would end horribly, […]
Reviewing The Hangover Part III Without Having Seen It
I didn’t start this website to get laid, make friends, turn a profit, or better my life in any way whatsoever. Which is good, because it hasn’t managed to do […]
They Fake…Do We Mind?–Papa’s Basement Radio Show 5-23-13
Unless you’re me, you’ve had a woman fake an orgasm with you in bed. But how does it make you feel knowing that? We get answers from “the people” on […]
So…Did She Cheat?–Papa’s Basement Radio Show 5-20-13
Think of it as War of the Roses but not cheesy and fake. A listener of the show named Matt contacted us because he suspected his girlfriend Christine of cheating […]
Reviewing Star Trek Into Darkness Without Having Seen It
I was never into Star Trek as a kid. If I recall, I found it “slow-paced and faggy”, to state the matter in a politically correct manner. As the years […]