Wanting to Kill Your Fellow Moviegoers–Papa’s Basement Radio Show
I tell the tale of sitting through Man of Steel while next to the loudest couple the world has ever seen. I won’t mention their ethnicity (black) or how demonstrative […]
I tell the tale of sitting through Man of Steel while next to the loudest couple the world has ever seen. I won’t mention their ethnicity (black) or how demonstrative […]
Have you ever noticed that you are much bolder online than you tend to be in person, or noticed that phenomena in others that you’ve decided to meet from the […]
“I’d rather watch my parents fuck than sit through Man of Steel.” -Gandhi Let me reacquaint you with a film. It was going to reboot the Superman franchise into the […]
Despite not being 72, my co-hostess Allison had yet to join Twitter. That changed a few days ago. I listen to the impressions of someone new to the insidious, soul-sucking […]
Co-hostess Allison tells the story of shooting down a dying man. A sweet, loving, good–but dying–man. Is she an even worse person than this episode established me to be? That’s […]
I’m going to take a different approach to today’s review (and be funny for once) and go through This Is the End‘s Wikipedia entry line by line, commenting the choice […]
Have you ever had a realization that you’re not a good person? Not that you’re evil, or that you’re particularly awful…just that you really don’t do much when put to […]
There are certain things in life I think get way more praise than they deserve. Certain sports teams. Certain movies. Certain bands. Certain women. So my co-hostess Allison and I […]
I’ve never considered the show a means of meeting a significant other. Christ, I host the thing and it certainly hasn’t gotten me laid. But my friend Nikkie has faith […]
In the 90s, romantically meeting a person off the Internet was tantamount to buying a used car off a gypsy: Everyone but you seemed to know it would end horribly, […]
I didn’t start this website to get laid, make friends, turn a profit, or better my life in any way whatsoever. Which is good, because it hasn’t managed to do […]
Unless you’re me, you’ve had a woman fake an orgasm with you in bed. But how does it make you feel knowing that? We get answers from “the people” on […]
Think of it as War of the Roses but not cheesy and fake. A listener of the show named Matt contacted us because he suspected his girlfriend Christine of cheating […]
I was never into Star Trek as a kid. If I recall, I found it “slow-paced and faggy”, to state the matter in a politically correct manner. As the years […]
When is it okay for a person to openly make you their second option romantically? My co-hostess Allison was recently put in a situation with a person who wanted to […]