Reviewing Oz the Great and Powerful Without Having Seen It
This might sound weird because I look reasonably caucasian, but The Wizard of Oz meant nothing in my household. I saw the movie once as a child. It was at […]
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Papa’s Basement 3-4-13-Pat Robertson and the Snow Gays
This week Pat Robertson asserted that, “(The recent abundance of) snow is God’s way of punishing were planning to drive to do something gay (thanks to Irina for the story). […]
Reviewing Jack the GIant Slayer Without Having Seen It
I love “reimagined” art. There’s nothing quite like making a movie out of a board game or rapping over 20 percent of a song and releasing it as a new […]
Papa’s Basement 2-28-13-Scavenging Mindy McCready’s Corpse
Mindy McCready shuffled off this mortal coil recently, and Will and I take some time to have fun with that because we are heartless savages. We debate and discuss the […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 2-25-13-All Hail My Birthday!
Tomorrow (February 26) is my birthday. Which is always a cause for celebration on Papa’s Basement because it’s my show and I do what I want. There are all the […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 2-21-13-Reeva Steenkamp, RIP
Will and I discuss the murder of Reeva Steenkamp at the hands of murderous cripple Oscar Pistorius. His was a tale that went from triumphing over adversity to a fable […]
Papa’s Basement Highlight Theater Presents…Cleveland Baby
The story of maybe the most sadly conceited woman you will hear about, Cleveland Baby. As always, thanks to @BrendaBren for her work on these.
Oscar Pistorius and the Murderous Lesser Than
We all know there’s a hierarchy when it comes to the media importance of a dead stranger. It goes: ugly man < ugly woman < attractive man < attractive woman [...]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 2-18-13-Sex and the City Ruins Lives
Sex and the City is as ruinous to young women as HPV and poor blowjob skills combined. Find out why by listening to this episode of Papa’s Basement. (See what […]
I Hate That I Love Ke$ha
A clip from the Papa’s Basement Radio Show of me discussing my hate of loving Ke$ha.
Reviewing A Good Day to Die Hard Without Having Seen It
We all remember and love the original Die Hard, that film featuring unlikely hero Bruce Willis as policeman John McClane who, along with Carl Winslow, foiled the plot of a […]
Five Songs to Slash Your Wrists to on Valentine’s Day
I’m not sure how depressed people actually get when single on Valentine’s Day. Most of those without significant others will acknowledge the fact that it’s a made up Hallmark holiday, […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 2-14-13-Valentine’s Day the PB Way
From buying lube alongside flowers for their mother on February 13 to cunningly choosing potential Valentine’s Day dates based upon their desperation level–and thus likelihood to have sex–the Papageorgiou brothers […]
Women Fap to Norman Reedus On The Walking Dead
The sex god of our times isn’t Brad Pitt or George Clooney or Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s zombie guts-smeared Norman Reedus on The Walking Dead. Why? I don’t know. But we […]
Papa’s Basement Radio Show 2-11-13-I Explain Christopher Dorner
I discuss everything about California cop killer Christopher Jordan Dorner because psychos intrigue me. From the fact that he looks like tons of other fat black guys (Reuben Studdard, picture […]