Papa's Basement 7-18-11-The Most Treacherous Whore in Trophy Wife History

There is something supremely vile to me about young, attractive women marrying men that look like they were old enough to have delivered Al Davis. After all, guys might be dogs, but at least our motives are simple: We want to stick our dicks inside new women, and 99% of our lying is centered around accomplishing that. There’s no malice behind it, ladies. That’s just how we operate.

When a woman opts to marry a rich, old guy, however, she’s consenting to a lifetime (however brief) of feigning attraction to a wrinkly, saggy-balled gargoyle, perhaps even impregnation by sperm that was generated during the Great Depression, and for what? The ability to buy that purse she always wanted? To spend her all-too-brief youth fantasizing about how the pool boy will fuck the old out of her pussy right after her husband’s passing, preferably while on top of his casket? I don’t get it.

My choice for the biggest, most diabolical whore in trophy wife history is a real special lady who came to my attention because her incredibly powerful, wealthy and dessicated husband has recently been in the headlines for all the wrong reasons. Who is she? You’re just going to have to listen to find out.

Papa’s Basement 7-18-11 (Left-click this link to listen to this episode immediately. To download this episode, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)