Papa's Basement 9-7-10-The PB Oath

oval-office-nixon-and-elvis — I'd wipe my ass with a picture of the virgin birth just to gaze at this a few moments longer.

I appreciate the work my co-hosts put into my radio show. Honestly, I do. However, sometimes, I feel they can bring a bit more of their A-game to the studio. So I took a page out of my idol Elvis Presley’s playbook and made them take an oath (written by yours truly) in studio, swearing their undying allegiance to me and my efforts to get this piece of crap show of mine worldwide (and then use said show to get laid). Their reactions are pretty damn priceless.

Papa’s Basement 9-7-10 (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)