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Papa’s Basement 9-8-10-The Slampigs of Jersey Shore

admin September 8, 2010


I bet the hand over her virulent crotch was an attempt to keep it from ruining the car's paint...that failed.

No one likes to admit it, but every guy out there would bang at least one of the girls on Jersey Shore. Be it fantastically gargantuan fake breasts (Jwoww), forgiveness for cheating on them rampantly (Sammi Sweetheart) or the ability to take a punch like a champ (Snooki), each of these broads bring something to the table that’s enticing. So the Papa’s Basement gang gets to thinking: If you could craft the ultimate woman out of characteristics of the four Jersey Shore crows, just what parts of each would end up in the mix? Our answers just might surprise you…


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