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Pity The High Schooler Who Had a Threesome With His Teachers — PB #418

John Papageorgiou October 6, 2014


Shelly Dufrense on the left is right out of the "Hot For Teacher" video. And, while Rachel Respess on the right looks like Jeff Hanneman from Slayer, you wouldn't say no if she meant assembling a Triforce.
Shelly Dufrense on the left is right out of the “Hot For Teacher” video. And, while Rachel Respess on the right looks like Jeff Hanneman from Slayer, you wouldn’t say no if she meant assembling a Triforce (my very geeky euphemism for a threesome).

I’m not saying that the high school student who had two of his teachers at the same time should be pitied because they raped him or anything stupid and completely inaccurate like that. No, I’m saying you should feel bad for him because his life is going nowhere but downhill. I mean, really, the guy is some football jock who, short of getting signed by an NFL team, has nowhere to go but way, way down. Will and I discuss why none of these sexy teachers were around when we were kids and just how awesome it would have been if they were.

We also cover my all-time high school crush, Laura San Giacomo. Because I was (and am) a pud, I had crushes on women who were on TV, not actual people I could, you know, bang. Her virtues as a woman of a bad face and two big assets are hard to question. It’s a good show. If you like comedy talk, you’ll enjoy. So please do exactly that.

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