Papa's Basement Radio Show

Pokémon Go – Papa’s Basement 502

John Papageorgiou July 18, 2016


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All of you 90s kids, Google "Pokémon Misty Cosplay" and have fun fapping your way through the results. And for the rest of us, spoiler alert: You can have just as much fun whacking to pics of cute girls as the 90s kids.
All of you 90s kids, Google “Pokémon Misty Cosplay” and have fun fapping your way through the results. And for the rest of us, spoiler alert: You can have just as much fun whacking to pics of cute girls as the 90s kids.

Pokémon Go has arrived, and the world is losing its mind. I am as well, but not because I love the game: I’m a Nintendo nut and knew this game was going to be huge months ago. Did I get off my ass and buy any stock, which has now doubled in price? No. Because, when it comes to victories in life, I do not, in fact, need to catch them all.

Co-host Pete and I talk about running into roving zombie swaths of people playing the game at the walking mall next to the studio, how my Pikachu phone casemade me a god among them, and what the hell the game is actually about (since it isn’t very intuitive. And now I sound like an old person.)

To top it all off, co-hostess Sara is also back and we wrap up the show discussing a zombie movie made by two “specially gifted” (or whatever the PC term of Down Syndrome-y is this week) directors who made a zombie film by the name of Spring Break Zombie Massacre. Whether the fact that it seems indistinguishable from any other low-budget horror movie is testament to their directorial prowess or the lacking quality of nearly all horror movies is for you to decide.

For those of you looking forward to some dirty episodes, Papa’s Patreon will be up later this week.

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