Junior Seau Found Dead of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound
The body of NFL great Junior Seau was found by his housekeeper today. He died of what appears to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest. I’d hate to […]
Had The Avengers been released five years ago, I would have needed two tickets to view it: One for myself, and one for my erection, which would have jutted into the seat in front of me. Sadly, it is now 2012, and I think the thrill of superhero movies has largely died down because the market became far too saturated with them. Movie studios are like a guy who just lost his virginity and sucks in bed, but finally finds one move that works, so he uses that move ad nauseam until his partner is sick of even it and would rather be gang raped by a bunch of Somali pirates than endure it one more time. Superhero movies are that one move, and we are that frustrated lover praying for Somali cock.
And, now, a picture of Thor that looks exactly like Nicholas Cage.
DJ on May 4, 2012
Freaky picture.
There’s some good material here and I love the concept, but if you really want to make this a successful series, you have to make your reviews longer. Think Filthy.