The Sexy Hobo - Papa's Basement 525

The homeless woman I saw before recording this episode made this woman look like the Man in the Iron Mask by comparison, but you get the gist.

Have you ever seen a really attractive homeless person? I mean exceptionally beautiful, to the point your jaw dropped? Well, on the way in to record this episode, I did. The woman in question looked like a young Jessica Simpson (and couldn’t be any dumber, so bonus) and it left me thinking: How did it happen? Because, let’s be honest: Smart people fail in America. As do nice people, moral people and kind people. But attractive people? Shit, that’s just freakish.

I debate just went wrong in this statuesque blonde’s life with comedian Jimmy Maher, a DC mainstay, and co-host Pete Maybe. We come up with some funny (and maybe accurate) answers. On top of the sexy hobo, I also relay the tale of being forced to work while I was, let’s say, less than able to. If that’s cryptic, well, just listen and find out what the hell I mean. Cause it’s worth it. I promise. Also, give Jimmy and Pete a follow!

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