Shopping Blondes - Papa's Basement #369

To paraphrase the late, great, Patrice O'Neal, what a pleasant, pretty white bitch. — To paraphrase the late, great, Patrice O’Neal, what a pleasant, pretty white bitch.

I work a job that involves a lot of time spent in malls. A lot. I can tell you all the types of shoppers: The listless teen. The foreign guy jabbering into a headset. And I can tell you my least favorite of them all: The pleasant-yet-annoying-by-virtue-of-the-fact-she’s-shopping-at-2pm-with-nothing-better-to-do pretty blonde. That isn’t all that’s on the episode. I just figured “shopping blondes” made for a captivating title we could all relate to. No?

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