Six Flags Roller Coaster Death-Papa's Basement Radio Show

This is the extent of roller coaster I can handle. And, to be honest, those speed lines have me a little worried.

Last week, to the shock of amusement park fans everywhere, a woman plummeted to her death off of a roller coaster at Six Flags, Texas. My reaction to the news? THE DEVICE THAT HURTLES PEOPLE AT HIGH SPEEDS HUNDREDS OF FEET IN THE AIR HOLDING THEM IN PLACE WITH A METAL BAR TOOK A LIFE? THE HELL YOU SAY!

I hate roller coasters. Always have, always will. My co-hostess Allison sees things differently, but I do my best to explain to her why amusement parks and fun houses are all the domain of the dunce. We also discuss Allison’s mom being literally crazy, why technology has ruined music, and me laughing at the most inappropriate thing ever.

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