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Snooki’s Nude Pics

admin June 12, 2012


I'm not going to post the actual pics of Snooki nude because I'd just get a cease and desist and have to take them down a few days later, but...close enough.

Since news broke of naked photos of Snooki leaking online a few days ago, Googling “Snooki nude pictures” has become the new masturbating in middle school – everyone’s doing it, yet no one will admit they are. (And by that I mean masturbating while attending middle school. Not breaking into one as a full grown man and whipping out your hog in the locker room. I felt that needed clarification.)

Well, much like the trailblazer I was back then, I’m going to come out and confess that, yes, I’ve looked up the Snooki nude pics. And you know what? You’ve seen worse. I mean, if you actually pound off to these, then yes, I’m going to laugh at you. But they’re not going to melt your eyeballs out like she’s a gorgon, either. What a ringing endorsement. Enjoy?

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