For those of you unfamiliar with my series known as “The Intercourse Papers,” it consists of me putting up a few pictures of a girl I’d like to sleep with and then explaining why (beyond obvious factors like large breasts and possessing all of their limbs) . Typically, the person […]
Much as my lust for various amateur porn/cam girls would suggest, when it comes to celebs I would like to roto root, my taste is equally eclectic. Carie Underwood? Eh, I have a penis, so sure, but a little white bread. Ditto for Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson and most other […]
I figured I would write about all the offbeat women to which I beat off because, like most of the arts (for the purposes of these articles, sucking cock will be treated as a skill akin to talent with a paintbrush), I possess tastes a little off the beaten path […]