To even a casual fan of this site, it’s obvious that my middle name is “classy.” So it might come as a shock when I tell you this, but I’d go balls-deep in JWoww any day of the week, with or without a condom. Which is a good thing, because […]
No one likes to admit it, but every guy out there would bang at least one of the girls on Jersey Shore. Be it fantastically gargantuan fake breasts (Jwoww), forgiveness for cheating on them rampantly (Sammi Sweetheart) or the ability to take a punch like a champ (Snooki), each of […]
The gang delights in the “tragic” brain hemorrhage of Bret Michaels, discusses possible replacements for his VH1 show (Chuck-D in D of Love anyone?) and debates which other reality stars should be visited by such afflictions. (Hint: one of their names rhymes with “Snooki.” Wait, can a word rhyme with […]