Since I love being weeks late to everyone’s topicality party, it’s time to move on to the talk of the Internet circa late-August, the bitchy column Gizmodo intern Alyssa Bereznak wrote about her date with Jon Finkel, a former Magic: the Gathering world champion. I address the two points of […]
What’s more depressing than seeing a goose get hit by the car right in front of you, become caught beneath the vehicle and dragged for hundreds of feet then finally shake itself free and attempt to fly away while spurting blood like a Mortal Kombat fatality? Apparently, the entirety of […]
Former expatriate and friend of the show Richard regales the audience with tales of his stay in France and his tragic lack of romantic exploits while overseas. Meanwhile, John (yours truly) whines about the trouble he’s having getting health insurance but pauses long enough to gloat about the failure of […]