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Reviewing Get Hard Without Having Seen it

John Papageorgiou March 30, 2015

Black people hate Will Ferrell like his birth name was Slavery Lynch’em. I have a friend named Rich who is, for lack of a better way of putting it, traditionally white in many of his mannerisms. He owns a Green Lantern shirt. His car contains Metallica CDs. He openly acknowledges […]

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Reviewing Godzilla Without Having Seen It

John Papageorgiou May 16, 2014

The appeal of Godzilla has always eluded me. Even as a kid, I realized it was campy dogshit with horrid special effects. And I’ve never been one to enjoy something I was aware was of a poor quality: If you’re getting a toothy blowjob, you don’t think to yourself, “Wow, […]

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Reviewing Noah Without Having Seen It

admin March 28, 2014

This is why Noah will tank: Most people who aren’t at least moderately Christian will avoid it for a lack of interest in the subject matter. A guy gets a bunch of CGI animals onto a CGI ark and endures a CGI flood? Sounds like Captain Planet: The Movie. However, […]