Are you familiar with The Crying Game? An early-90s thriller with one of the greatest twists in movie history? Well, this episode is Papa’s Basement’s Crying Game. The story my co-host and brother Will tells in the last 15 minutes of the show is a figurative penis where a vagina […]
The perception of DC across this land is that it’s a cancerous pit of government waste, content to exist by sucking the blood out of this country’s fine citizens. What people might not be aware of is how the District relishes fucking its own, too. Listen to one of the […]
There are a lot of myths that women believe regarding just what takes place inside of strip clubs. And, with another Will Papageorgiou birthday, comes another trip to see the wonderful women of West Virginia, and another chance to dispel those myths. Hear all about the debauchery (or lack thereof) […]
My health has been even more putrid than usual as of late, with a litany of physical ailments that aren’t getting any better because I’m cheap and my insurance sucks. Fortunately, I’m a good sport about my organs betraying me at every turn, so laugh away as I reveal the […]
If there’s one thing I’m known for, it’s being self-effacing to the point of listener discomfort. Well, finally, we found someone on Papa’s Basement who I can honestly say I’m more exciting on-air than: Every NPR anchor ever. Yes, because if there are two things I’m known for, they are […]
I don’t like to speak ill of the dead (unless it will get me web traffic), but the fuss over the death of Whitney Houston has left me puzzled. Yes, “I Will Always Love You” is as much a secret shame of mine as the next heterosexual male, but let’s […]
There are scummy, cheating douche bags, and then there is the guy that two-timed my co-host, Veronica. Listen to the extent of his deception (and take notes if you’re looking for advice on how to cheat like a pro). Fortunately, his loss is your gain, because I spend the episode […]
My new obsession with the BBC comedy Gavin & Stacey led me to a startling conclusion: I’ve watched a lot of sappy TV in my day. Share in the fun as I purge myself on air of my television demons. Papa’s Basement 1-30-12 (Left-click this link or press the “play” […]
In all of man’s time on this Earth, one of his biggest questions has been “What happens to me after death?” Well, question no longer. My co-host Veronica and I answer that question. It didn’t even take us the whole episode, either. Like 30 minutes tops, leaving us time to […]