Look. By all accounts, George Clooney seems like a cool guy. A man’s man, if you will. But the perfection of his life is really starting to get to me. The guy’s internationally famous, great looking (and in that way where it somehow makes you straighter as a man to […]
Everything sounds better when it rhymes. Except for Fred Durst. Hiyo! Now that I’ve lost you all with that topical joke, time to summarize the show. The gang discusses the recent circumcision ban that was shot down in San Francisco, how women feel about men with an anteater and, most […]
In one of pop’s more lamentably expected deaths, Amy Winehouse gave up the ghost over the weekend. We talk about the torrent of lame Twitter jokes that followed in the news’ wake (Yes, your “When they tried to make her go to rehab, she should have said, ‘Yes, yes, yes’!” […]
There is something supremely vile to me about young, attractive women marrying men that look like they were old enough to have delivered Al Davis. After all, guys might be dogs, but at least our motives are simple: We want to stick our dicks inside new women, and 99% of […]
My co-host Will rarely (if ever) disappoints either behind the mic or in real life as a brother, but at the start of today’s episode, where we both reveal how in love with Casey Anthony we are, well, it was just one of those moments. We also get into Cate’s […]
The debate generated by Friday’s Ryan Dunn article continues on-air, culminating in me giving a lecture about how to drive drunk properly. I’m expecting my award from MADD any day now. I also get into a fight with the occupants of the studio next to us because, when I’m behind […]
Today you’re in for a special treat, because I was joined in studio by two of my favorite co-workers, Ajay Atayee and Grant Paulsen. The conversation wanders from a party I attended over the weekend where a woman drunkenly flipped the Hell out on me to Grant revealing who his […]
I don’t mention this fact much (maybe because it always comes off like I’m being sarcastic), but Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of my biggest personal heroes. So maybe that’s why it hit me so hard when images of the utter slampig he was pummeling behind his wife’s back surfaced online. […]
99 times out of 100, when a guy behind a mic says, “Man, I just wish we had more time to get to everything I wanted to talk about today,” it’s code for “Thank fucking Christ it’s over, because I was out of material an hour ago.” This is one […]