I hate buying a car. You hate buying a car. There is no more painful experience. (Except for buying a house, which I haven’t yet done because I’m financially a child.) Here me prep myself mentally to go into combat after the show to buy a car, along with getting […]
Patti Stanger is ugly. That’s the deep conclusion we reached when discussion the millionaire matchmaker. We also dissect why broadcasting is difficult and our most embarrassing teen party moments. But mainly we take a nice shit on Patti and her surgically sculpted mug. Click here to listen to this episode […]
Al Goldstein was a pornographer and defender of free speech and the world is poorer for losing him. I tell you more about the guy (shocker someone who was profane and reveled in tits was a hero) and his death, talk about how and why people can fall for each […]
I spend the majority of the episode offering such piercing insight into the Phil Robertson fallout that your eyes and teeth will melt and fall out of your asshole at their brilliance. The last 20 minutes also covers the DC comedienne Jenn Tisdale and the porn she filmed with James […]
We discuss the pressure I’m under trying to buy my girlfriend a good Christmas present for once and not be the usual piece of human garbage I am. We also talk Homeland, which I’m still convinced I’m the only one who watches. Enjoy the episode and I let me know […]
Have you ever taken a date to dine on food you’ve snatched from a dumpster? The Freegan has. Have you ever seen an expiration date a week past due and thought, “Eh, it’s merely a suggestion?” The Freegan has. Hear all about this frightening creature on the latest Papa’s Basement, […]
Former co-hostess Irina returns to the show to tell us about the various antics that have filled her days since leaving the 32,426th-ranked podcast in the world. We also gripe about cell phone battery life. It doesn’t sound like much, but I recall thinking this was a funny episode as […]
The last 25 minutes of this episode are dedicated to me explaining what an expensive mistake switching from Cox Cable to Verizon Fios was and how I cannot wait to cancel Fios. Heed my warning and join the #CancelFios movement. Oh, and the first half of this episode is Thanksgiving […]
I would have titled this “Allison’s Cashew Shit” but apparently profanity in a title hurts your Google ranking, so I had to write it like I was four. Allison reveals a horrible secret about her digestive tract on this episode, then we get into the fact her teeth are rotting […]