There are few guiltier pleasures on Twitter than getting a celebrity to respond to your constant harassment or retweet your material. I talk about the few who have taken the time to speak to me, thus validating my existence (David Alan Grier being the most recent, hence the picture). We […]
The gang talks about the disgusting lunches we ate at school as kids, which leads to me sharing one of the more embarrassing stories from my youth: My yearly hustle to obtain as many of the school’s annual Thanksgiving lunches as possible. On top of that, we get two excellent […]
Anyone who knows anything about me can testify to the fact that, for the past month, my favorite story has been the Ines Sainz saga. Well, more accurately, it’s been the Ines Sainz’s ass saga. Sure, you could Google pictures of her ass, but where’s the fun in that when […]
When I called my brother Will earlier in the day to see if he’d be in the studio with me for the show, he sounded like crap and it worried me. So I decided to take an hour to get to the bottom of what was bugging him. Because that’s […]
Kira and I get bitching about grooming our body hair. Given I’m Greek, this conversation lasts the entire hour. Papa’s Basement 9-13-10 (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)
Cate tells the gang of her trip to Colorado, which I imagine to be the whitest place on Earth. Is it? Listen and find out! But yes. Yes it is. Papa’s Basement 9-10-10 (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)
(For those that didn’t get the reference in the title, click here. It’s 1:35 in.) There are certain perks to having female co-hosts. Especially female co-hosts with stripper training. I don’t know how we got on the subject, but that subject ended with me getting a lap dance from Cate, […]
No one likes to admit it, but every guy out there would bang at least one of the girls on Jersey Shore. Be it fantastically gargantuan fake breasts (Jwoww), forgiveness for cheating on them rampantly (Sammi Sweetheart) or the ability to take a punch like a champ (Snooki), each of […]
I appreciate the work my co-hosts put into my radio show. Honestly, I do. However, sometimes, I feel they can bring a bit more of their A-game to the studio. So I took a page out of my idol Elvis Presley’s playbook and made them take an oath (written by […]