After writing about men wishing they were an ass-crushing turbine of sexual attraction, a successful (if unlawful) businessman and the coolest guy to ever walk the Earth, I realized that there is a dark side to the average male I had overlooked. A sinister aspect that bore mention. You see, […]
When last we left off, our plucky protagonist had just been scarred for life by a parent-teacher conference that featured him confessing to his teacher his non-stop pornographic fantasies in which she held a starring role. It was my mom’s idea. And this was my first grade teacher. I was […]
For as long as I can remember, I never got girls. They were something you stared at, but not something you talked to or interacted with. It might tie into my filthy Greek gorilla DNA, which matured me to a horny, pre-pubescent state by age 4, well ahead of the […]