Papa’s Basement 10-10-09 – High School Reunions and Epic Fails
Whatever could ruin the afterglow of a great time at my high school reunion? As it turns out, God has a sense of humor, that omnipotent prick. Listen and cry […]
I saw this beauty on my way home from a lunch date at Guapo’s with my girlfriend Richard Harmon. (On an unrelated note, is it crack or heroin that they put into the Guapo sauce? I love it because, even though it’s obviously as fatty as mayonnaise, since they dye it yellow and give it a fancy name, health-conscious people are cool with sucking down 16 urine sample cups worth of it with their yuca fries). We saw this guy a few feet down the road and, really, what sort of piece of shit steals his little sister’s Quinceañera present? I suppose I shouldn’t laugh…I might get my hands macheted off. Inpapasbasement.com has a large following in the Latino community (which is cool with me since I love Inca Kola and gigantic asses), and you never know what’ll fire up those zany MS-13 folks. Is my home address on the website? Crap. (A few up-close shots below.)
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