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The Loneliest Jesus Fish Ever

admin July 19, 2011


They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So I’d like to think that today’s article counts as having written for several hours and not just slapping up a tragic picture I snapped last week because I spent the day compulsively viewing episodes of Roseanne via Netflix. Here it is, in all its glory:

Let’s just zoom in on that for a closer inspection, shall we?

It’s always depressing when you can infer the tale of a broken home from a guy’s bumper. At a distance, I figured that maybe some of the fish had fallen off with time, but nah, that’s definitely Mama Jesus Fish having received custody of the kids in the divorce. I’m sure Hunter Irrigation Systems is happy that one of their technicians is using their van to boast about his love of the America, the Pittsburgh Steelers and fantasies of his ex-wife dying violently.

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  1. Nyssa23 on July 19, 2011

    Ha! That’s even better than the one I saw recently where it was the stupid vinyl decal stick figures of the family with Dad’s name and head scraped off.

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