Gym War — Papa’s Basement 492
Let’s be honest: Motivating yourself to go to the gym is hard. This isn’t 1974. You can be a 400-pound blob and, between “adult” Internet content, Netflix, video games and […]
We all remember Tila Tequila, right? She was famous in the mid-to-late 2000s for being a tiny Asian with huge, fake tits (it doesn’t take much to get ahead in this country of ours). I think she had an MTV show where she dated both guys and girls to find her true love (ha!), released a bunch of sex tapes, and even sang. This might have also been Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. It’s all the same shit, minus swaps of ethnicities, implant sizes, and levels of affinity for black penis.
Where Tila Tequila got interesting was a recent embrace of what can only be described as prolific, almost comedic amounts of racist posts via her social media accounts. She blasted the Jews. She blasted the blacks. She hailed herself (after donning blue contacts and bleaching her hair) as an Aryan princess. And you know what? It’s hilarious. I don’t know if it’s a rebranding effort or she has literally lost her shit after a post-overdose aneurysm, but I haven’t been this captivated by a z-lister since dramatic gerbil.
But Hitler’s ideal wife isn’t all we discuss this episode: There’s also the Ozzy Osbourne / Sharon Osbourne split, hailed by saps the world over as the death of love and by me as a metal god freeing himself to get a little strange before it’s too late, as well as a weird, horrific, new way to see nudity on YouTube. Because sometimes you’re at work, your phone’s dead, and you just need a hit. Enjoy the episode, and please remember to subscribe on YouTube, iTunes/Stitcher and leave us reviews!
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