We rehash how I was properly exalted by loved ones on my 40th birthday, Eva apologizes to all those bald men with beards she slandered, and we pay our respects to Erik Myers, a hilarious comedian that died this week. Give us your money via Patreon! Click here to listen […]
Days away from my 40th birthday, I reflect on my life with a depth, clarity, and vulnerability I rarely offer. JK we discuss dating sites for men with acorn peens, Eva “Size Queen” Kriksciun losing her virginity at age 13 to adult entertainer Peter North, my ability to guess age/race/sexuality/class […]
Eva and I discuss our favorite surprise birthday party memories, factory towns for fancy people, and why I now urinate off of my front porch. Let us share 30 minutes of your life as you freeze to death in a snowdrift. Viva climate instability! Click here to listen to the […]
Mikael Johnson joins me as we talk…well, I remember we talked the films of Adam Sandler. Ironically (or maybe not ironically, given the episode title), I don’t recall a ton about this episode. Oh, yeah, we discussed our Valentine’s Day plans as well. There. That’s the episode. Click here to […]
Anand “Big Brown” Gahlot is a guy I met over a decade ago as we both operated DC-area podcasts and were attempting to get on-air. Yes, that’s how old we are: we did podcasts before podcasts were even a goal unto themselves (or even called podcasts), and were instead weird […]
Eva delights in my telling the story of how listening to Tony Robbins in my mid-20s set my life down an objectively horrible path. I also talk about how screwing around with our phones at all times has even ruined my ability to watch quality movies, and I now only […]
It’s snowing, which means I talk with Eva about why I hate snow (that’s…that’s what I do). I also discuss two folks I know via Twitter that have started OnlyFans accounts and me wrestling with my cheapness in deciding whether or not I wanted to see acquiantances naked, which is […]
Happy New Year! In our first episode of the year, we close the episode with an amazing story of Mikael Johnson getting catfished by a child into driving out to a date that never happened not once BUT TWICE. It’s an amazing story, and the rest of the episode is […]
Comedian Mollie Heckerling joins us to talk about how everyone spent their 2020 holidays, what constitutes a Christmas dinner, as well as the time she put on a wedding dress and stalked John Travolta at the tender age of four. Cute! Click here to listen to the latest episode of […]
