I am an unabashed fan of the Wu-Tang Clan. My first hip-hop album was Wu-Tang Forever. When I heard that Ol’ Dirty Bastard had passed on to that Brooklyn Zoo in the sky, my eyes welled up. There is no way that my tombstone won’t have the lyrics to “Dogshit” […]
I like to think of myself as a relatively normal person. (For those of you who read the site often, obviously that’s not the case, but play along.) I go to work. I pay my taxes. I don’t secretly wear ladies undergarments or believe I can speak with animals telepathically. […]
This was going to be a big boy episode. I was going to discuss the recent events over in Egypt and the impact that Hosni Mubarak’s resignation will have on the West. And then, the dreaded pre-show dump jitters hit me. I tried my best to hold it in, because […]
The trailer for X-Men: First Class hit the Internet yesterday, and it left me with mixed feelings. On one hand, I love comic book movies. Comics themselves are slow as piss, but I’ve always thought a lot of comic book characters were pretty cool (minus the costumes that couldn’t be […]
Lindsay Lohan was in court in Los Angeles yesterday, facing grand theft charges stemming from allegations that she “borrowed” a $2,500 necklace a little too permanently. Here’s what she wore. Okay, she’s insane, I’ll concede you that. But how can you not fall in love with this girl? I’d quote […]
For those of you unfamiliar, To Catch a Predator was a great show on NBC which featured reporter Chris Hansen and a bunch of volunteers who posed as underage girls and used instant messaging programs to lure pedophiles to a house full of filming cameras, where they would then be […]
From the age of eight all the way until 25 or so, I was very passionate about music. I own around 500 CDs (that statement couldn’t make me sound older if I were bragging about listening to them as I sailed for the Indies in order to bring the Queen […]
Super Bowl XLV has come and gone and I have to say I’m disappointed. It isn’t that I wasn’t rooting for the Packers or that the game wasn’t close. Still, something seemed off. For starters, the commercials sucked. I recall literally none of them other than a Sketchers ad featuring […]
Since it’s inception, I’ve been a pretty big Family Guy supporter. That is, until I caught the show’s Return of the Jedi parody, It’s a Trap, which might have fewer laughs in it than Sophie’s Choice. Cate and I sort out my conflicted feelings and answer the question: Does Family […]
