The Dubious Best of To Catch a Predator
For those of you unfamiliar, To Catch a Predator was a great show on NBC which featured reporter Chris Hansen and a bunch of volunteers who posed as underage girls […]
Lindsay Lohan was in court in Los Angeles yesterday, facing grand theft charges stemming from allegations that she “borrowed” a $2,500 necklace a little too permanently. Here’s what she wore.
Okay, she’s insane, I’ll concede you that. But how can you not fall in love with this girl? I’d quote Roy Munson and say “Some of the dresses you got, you need two hairdos to wear,” but we all know there are more follicles on Picard’s head than under that outfit. Maybe I just have a thing for hourglass figures and women with such extreme daddy issues that they insist you perform sex acts you’d swear were made up for Urban Dictionary, but any guy who claims he wouldn’t slam his nuts against Lindsay Lohan harder than the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs is a goddamn liar.
(Forgive the brevity of this post, but I have a date with an Indian buffet that closes at 2pm and I need at least an hour to properly demolish it. Every time I walk in that place, I know the owners curse me under their breath and picture me as Ganesha, the four-armed elephant god, shoveling in enough food to feed their entire village back in the old country.)
‘Tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eatin’ machine. En Espanol!
Brian on February 10, 2011
Yeah, those pics of Lohan will definitely be stored in the spank bank.
Nyssa23 on February 11, 2011
My boyfriend & I were just discussing this very topic yesterday. I’d still hit it, of course. He maintains that she’s lost her looks. *shrug*