Those that listen to my show know that the pomposity of celebrities is a favorite target on mine. Yes, I understand that greedy, morally-bankrupt pillars of industry are the real villains, and some twat prattling on about how yogarobics gave her the best body she’s ever had at age 40 […]
After writing about men wishing they were an ass-crushing turbine of sexual attraction, a successful (if unlawful) businessman and the coolest guy to ever walk the Earth, I realized that there is a dark side to the average male I had overlooked. A sinister aspect that bore mention. You see, […]
I’m about to say something that will no doubt earn me heaps of derision and scorn, but I don’t care, because it has to be said: Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the most entertaining movie I’ve seen in the theater in years. Note that I called it […]
Look. By all accounts, George Clooney seems like a cool guy. A man’s man, if you will. But the perfection of his life is really starting to get to me. The guy’s internationally famous, great looking (and in that way where it somehow makes you straighter as a man to […]
So far, we’ve had the cool guy and the criminal. Now, it’s time to hit you with the ladies’ man. And, in the annals of film, there has never been a ladies’ man like David Wooderson. “Who is David Wooderson?,” you might ask, if you were an awful being that […]
Everything sounds better when it rhymes. Except for Fred Durst. Hiyo! Now that I’ve lost you all with that topical joke, time to summarize the show. The gang discusses the recent circumcision ban that was shot down in San Francisco, how women feel about men with an anteater and, most […]
