Jeff, Who Lives At Home is the other movie I’m turning my attention to today. It’s apparently a comedy. About a guy who lives at home, one would be punctilious in assuming. I’m sure whichever character doesn’t play Jeff is responsible for getting Jeff out of his shell and, in […]
The majority of my movie reviews are overwhelmingly negative. Many would attribute that to me being a pessimist: I believe it’s because most movies are garbage and should refer to themselves as “time machines that brought you 90 minutes closer to the grave without enriching your life in the slightest.” […]
I pride myself in a certain amount of sports knowledge and fandom, in part because I was a tubby, geeky pud as a kid, and being able to talk sports with my fellow geeky pud peers in the smart kid classes provided a shred of normalcy in our childhoods rife […]
THE TWEETS THE AFTERMATH FIN
There are a lot of myths that women believe regarding just what takes place inside of strip clubs. And, with another Will Papageorgiou birthday, comes another trip to see the wonderful women of West Virginia, and another chance to dispel those myths. Hear all about the debauchery (or lack thereof) […]
I don’t like to talk about Eddie Murphy because I find it extremely depressing. Eddie Murphy was, unequivocally, one of the funniest people who has ever lived. Delirious and Raw are the two greatest stand-up specials ever recorded. Watch Trading Places, and I dare you to look me in the […]
Apparently, John Carter is not some piece of fly-by-night shit whipped up by Disney and is actually based upon an old pulp novel character from the turn of the century. Why would Disney use something so ancient as source material? Maybe it wanted to conquer the six people left alive […]
The Redskins organization, if it knows what’s good for it, will sign Peyton Manning. It’s a move surrounding by questions: Is Peyton healthy? Are the Redskins ready to contend? Is an almost-36-year-old quarterback worth it? As I see it, the answers are: Irrelevant, no and yes (but not for the […]
Over the weekend, photos from the cell phones of Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn, January Jones, Olivia Wilde and Sarah Silverman were circulated online. The photos of those last three don’t really matter because none of them included nudes and also Sarah Silverman is an unfunny, hirsute goblin who probably has […]
