Earlier this week we established that the British love massive tits, which proves they are an intelligent, beneficent people. As if to confirm my previous statement (except not really because I imagine shit like this happens in England all the time), the Sun is now reporting that 14-year-old Britney Marshall […]
By which I mean lightning fireworks and lobbing them 0.26 seconds before they’d go off in my hand (leaving me with a Brundlestump), not parading around in twink shorts waiting for Alfred Molina to complete his drug deal with Marky Mark so I could suck his cock. Happy Fourth!
The British Empire was what it was because no people are more obsessed with massive tits than the English and I’ve never met a wicked person who loved giant breasts. Their newspapers feature topless women and only feminists and conservative members of parliament bitch about it because everyone else appreciates […]
