I’ll be the first to admit I’m a bit of a hypochondriac. I became really OCD as a kid about germs and have never fully outgrown it. So when I say that I got infected with the famed, incurable “brain-eating amoeba” naegleria fowleri over the weekend by rinsing my nose […]
Q. Papa: I was dating a really nice guy. In fact, things were perfect in the relationship until we decided to have sex. His pants came off and that’s when my heart broke. While erect, he was smaller than my ring finger. Worse, once inside me, he lasted under 90 […]
The latest episode of our football side project. Should Alex Smith just die already? If you touch RGIII’s penis, will your hands turn to gold? Also, our week seven picks. Enjoy the show. Click here to listen to the brand new episode of the Football Progrum.
Do you remember Raffi? If you are my age or an older pedophile, the answer is “yes”. On today’s Papa’s Basement, we debate whether or not Raffi was a sleeper agent, sent to soften the minds of American children and make them weak to psychological warfare 20 years later. Obviously, […]
There are several bumper stickers out there that make me wish it were legal to Spy Hunter peoples’ cars off the road. Give a listen and hear what they are. You can seethe along at home. Click here to listen to this episode or use the embedded player below. (iTunes […]
THOUGHTS FROM THE GAME Billy Cundiff Must Be Released (Update: He Has Been!)–The entire feel of the game on Sunday changed when the Redskins, who had been sticking it to the Atlanta Falcons up until this point, missed a 31-yard field goal. Why did they miss that field goal? Because […]
It’s come to my attention recently that a few of my friends (this may be one of them) are into fat chicks. Not thick, but fat. Which is weird to me, because they’re not fat. Quite the contrary, in fact. I get banging fatties if you’re fat and don’t care […]
Q. Papa: My brother ordered a white iPhone 5. Does this mean he has turned gay? And, if so, do I have a greater chance (due to the gay genes) of turning gay too?–Curious (not bi-curious) in Camden A. Dear Curious in Camden: At first, I was going to laugh […]
We discuss the Holocaust-on-film that is the Hulk Hogan sex tape. I mean, we mention other things, too. There’s only so much you can say about a guy with a skullet banging his friend’s wife. What else do we discuss, you may ask? To which I’ll reply, “I’m not a […]
