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It’s come to my attention recently that a few of my friends (this may be one of them) are into fat chicks. Not thick, but fat. Which is weird to me, because they’re not fat. Quite the contrary, in fact.
I get banging fatties if you’re fat and don’t care to swing for the fences, but when you yourself are in shape, the behavior is inexcusable. It makes as much sense as telling me you have five million dollars in the bank moments before digging a half-eaten sandwich out of a trash can and shoving it in your mouth. Will and I define what makes a woman thick versus what makes a woman fat and try to determine why a man would try and sleep with the latter. Click below to listen and feel better about yourself.
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Rando on October 14, 2012
You can be funny at times but when you talk about shit like this you exhibit an unfathomable amount of cognitive dissonance. You have pictures of yourself on this blog, your twitter, and have even posted videos of yourself on youtube. Bitch, you’re fat. Fat as all fuck (that’s great for you that you accept it as opposed to going the logical route and not diving face first into every meal). Yet you have repeatedly expressed that you mainly have interest in thin women. Your rolls of fat self is the half eaten sandwich out of the trash can. You don’t have much ground to stand on when it comes to subjects like this. Fat people can’t body shame other fat people, it’s just inane like the black white supremacist chappelle show skit. Excluding the fact that you don’t make it even slightly humourous.