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A Gem from Target

admin December 7, 2010


Will in formal attire.

I was shopping the other day at Tar-jay (Target, for those that refuse to use the French pronunciation) with my brother when my bald better half needed to shake the dew off the lily. Rather than stop our conversation for five seconds, I followed him into the men’s room, where I was confronted with this gem.



Lets zoom in on that sign a little more for emphasis.



Let me get this straight: Was this a problem? Were too many men opening their kid’s diaper and thinking to themselves, “Hey, while we’re on the subject…” and marching off to knuckle out a growler of their own as their kid squirmed in a pile of excrement? And, if this is taking place, why interfere? If you’re enough of a rocket surgeon to walk away from your spawn and he falls and splits his head like Humpty Dumpty, well, I feel confident in saying that the cure for cancer probably wasn’t residing in Son of Dummy’s grey matter, now splattered all over the tile. Live and let die.

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  1. Amber on December 7, 2010

    It’s the same in the ladies room.. And just a reminder: There are allot of idiots out there!
    Really we should let natural selection takes its course and weed out the dumbasses from the herd..

  2. Amber on December 7, 2010

    That’s your brother? Looks nothing like you.. My siblings look nothing like me..I look like I was the handsome adopted child..

  3. Rick on December 7, 2010

    Why is that baby’s diaper area gone? Or is it a red diaper and the baby is a whore in training?

  4. Heezy on December 9, 2010

    When Dan Allen worked at Tower Records he had to clean adult feces off the baby changing station in the men’s bathroom… I’m surprised no one has added “for use by babies ONLY” to the signage…

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