The birds and the bees talk between child and parent is a rite of passage that has traumatized us all for generations. The common denominator between all of them? They’re horribly embarrassing and they usually come years after we’ve learned everything anyhow. Hear about John figuring out what went where […]
Pacific Rim is going to be a good movie. Maybe even great. But at least good. It’s that simple. Why? Because directors make a film, and Pacific Rim was directed by Guillermo del Toro, whose track record includes Blade II, Pan’s Labyrinth and Hellboy, all of which pass the “I […]
Dexter is a huge piece of crap. And I say that with all the love in the world and as a person who has seen every episode. But it is. There’s no denying it. The acting is limited, the plots asinine, the concept ridiculous. Allison and I discuss the show’s […]
I’m a ridiculously, almost mind-numbingly good looking person. I don’t like to admit it, because I want people to laugh at my comedy because it’s funny and not because they want to sleep with me, but it’s true. So when it comes to taking nudes to send to interested parties, […]
There are no new episodes of Papa’s Basement this week and I won’t be writing anything because it’s the Fourth of July which is death for web traffic and frankly I was burned out anyhow. No, it doesn’t take much effort to keep this site going, but it yields nothing […]
Before we begin, I must mention that the name The Heat is a travesty. There is only film by the name Heat and it is the greatest piece of cinema that ever was and ever will be. No other movie should be permitted to include the word “heat” in its […]
Paula Deen has been in quite a bit of trouble for using a word that, if we’re being honest with ourselves, every one of us has spoken at least once in our life (at least once per episode if you’re me). The country has gone completely insane with what it […]
Let’s be honest: None of us are that moved by the death of James Gandolfini. The death of Tony Soprano, however? Devastating. I discuss what The Sopranos meant to me with Allison, go over some of my favorite moments, and otherwise mope for the passing of a character who didn’t […]
People need death in their life. That’s all I can attribute the appeal of zombies to. Man spent his entire history watching members of his tribe perish left and right on a daily basis, like he was solving a level of Lemmings. Even a mere 100 years ago, we were […]