We all remember and love the original Die Hard, that film featuring unlikely hero Bruce Willis as policeman John McClane who, along with Carl Winslow, foiled the plot of a pack of Kraut terrorists to steal millions in bearer bonds. The movie worked for a variety of reasons, chief among […]
I’m not sure how depressed people actually get when single on Valentine’s Day. Most of those without significant others will acknowledge the fact that it’s a made up Hallmark holiday, but, unless television and movies have lied to me all these years (inconceivable!), a lot of people do get bummed […]
From buying lube alongside flowers for their mother on February 13 to cunningly choosing potential Valentine’s Day dates based upon their desperation level–and thus likelihood to have sex–the Papageorgiou brothers discuss all the wisdom, experiences and duplicity they intend to bring to this year’s Valentine’s Day. Click here to listen […]
The sex god of our times isn’t Brad Pitt or George Clooney or Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s zombie guts-smeared Norman Reedus on The Walking Dead. Why? I don’t know. But we try to figure it out.
I discuss everything about California cop killer Christopher Jordan Dorner because psychos intrigue me. From the fact that he looks like tons of other fat black guys (Reuben Studdard, picture above, is a perfect example), to what made him snap to why all killers have to have three names. On […]
Without having seen it, I can safely say that Identity Thief embodies all that is wrong in comedy. The plot is contrived. (A man whose identity is stolen goes on a cross-country trip to seek out the person who stole it. Because one responds to crimes like these by becoming […]
We all remember it. Hell, we can’t forget it despite our best efforts. So, we might as well discuss it. Broadcasting Übermensch Grant Paulsen and I talk about this year’s Super Bowl’s most disgusting commercial, the GoDaddy spot featuring Bar Refaeli sullying her pure, angelic lips with the putrid flesh […]
Ray Lewis has done it. After declaring that the 2012 season would be his “last ride” in January, the Ravens have won the Super Bowl, and he has ended his career with a second ring to bookend the first. Widely hailed as one of the greatest defensive players of all […]
Jimmy the Greek, my mentor in both gambling and race relations. In the Super Bowl aftermath, any red-blooded American is trying to soak up all the football he can before he’s robbed of the sport of kings for half a damn year and forced to watch lesser athletics to fill […]