There are several bumper stickers out there that make me wish it were legal to Spy Hunter peoples’ cars off the road. Give a listen and hear what they are. You can seethe along at home. Click here to listen to this episode or use the embedded player below. (iTunes […]
THOUGHTS FROM THE GAME Billy Cundiff Must Be Released (Update: He Has Been!)–The entire feel of the game on Sunday changed when the Redskins, who had been sticking it to the Atlanta Falcons up until this point, missed a 31-yard field goal. Why did they miss that field goal? Because […]
It’s come to my attention recently that a few of my friends (this may be one of them) are into fat chicks. Not thick, but fat. Which is weird to me, because they’re not fat. Quite the contrary, in fact. I get banging fatties if you’re fat and don’t care […]
Q. Papa: My brother ordered a white iPhone 5. Does this mean he has turned gay? And, if so, do I have a greater chance (due to the gay genes) of turning gay too?–Curious (not bi-curious) in Camden A. Dear Curious in Camden: At first, I was going to laugh […]
We discuss the Holocaust-on-film that is the Hulk Hogan sex tape. I mean, we mention other things, too. There’s only so much you can say about a guy with a skullet banging his friend’s wife. What else do we discuss, you may ask? To which I’ll reply, “I’m not a […]
The original Taken was a surprise hit, a film whose appeal is not easy to explain. Maybe it was Liam Neeson kicking ass even though he’s old enough to tell historians what the Gettysburg Address sounded like firsthand. Maybe it’s women loving a movie where daddy saves their chastity from […]
Welcome to the inaugural installment of my advice column, Ask Papa. “Where do you get the balls to write an advice column when your own life is an unmitigated disaster,” you might ask if you are my mother or an ex-girlfriend. Well, just because my existence thus far has been […]
Every so often, a bit part actor flips out, does something heinous, and defines his entire legacy by it. For those of you who have watched Sons of Anarchy, you’ll be familiar with Johnny Lewis as “Half-Sack”, a man trying to join the Sons who lost one of his testicles […]
This is a side project for the Papa’s Basement crew featuring your humble narrator and Howard. We discuss the highlights of the NFL season’s 4th week, like the Eagles beating the Giants on Sunday night, RGIII being the savior of the Redskins (even if they could barely limp past the […]