Vanessa Paradis (horf) is a French model and singer who, for almost 15 years, has been Johnny Depp’s girlfriend/faux wife. Their relationship came to a public end this week and, in the wake of the announcement, I think we all have had the same thought: How the fuck did this […]
It’s Doug’s (the guy on the left) first appearance on the show, during which he sees fit to tell/scar us with stories from the 2012 Gay Pride Parade in West Hollywood. Enjoy. Papa’s Basement 6-21-12 (iTunes users, please rate and subscribe to Papa’s Basement by clicking here. Left-click the episode […]
Chargers great LaDainian Tomlinson retired today dressed as Orville Redenbacher, which seems to be a thing with black athletes today. Nice try, black guys. You might have tricked Larry David, but you haven’t tricked me.
I tend to be a lefty pinko faggot politically, so I want to admit that potential bias before disclosing the following: I didn’t see the reason for HBO‘s feigned uproar when they learned the creators of Game of Thrones stuck a prop George W. Bush head on a stick and […]
I’m an ADD dummy and I can’t find the thumb drive I saved all of this weekend’s Papa’s Basement episodes to. In the meantime, though, you can listen to this. It’s a clip from last week’s show uploaded to YouTube! Yes, I’ve finally embraced the technology of 2006. So cutting […]
The case of Adam Sandler endlessly fascinates me. The man generates more money at the box office than the GDP of most African countries (blood diamonds and zebra pelts does not an economy make). And there was a time when I actually did find him funny. Yet Adam has long […]
The following picture was Tweeted by Kanye West yesterday, then hastily taken down. At first, everyone assumed the subject of the photo was Kim Kardashian, who forced him to remove it due to her natural modesty. (A safe conclusion to arrive at, given Kim achieved fame by checking herself on […]
Goodfellas is one of the greatest movies ever made. If you disagree, go fondle your clit. So I was disappointed to hear today that the man who the movie was based upon, Henry Hill, died. We give the half-guinea half-Irish bastard a proper sendoff, complete with a painful amount of […]