Kanye West Tweets Picture of Porn Star That Looks Like Kim Kardashain

The following picture was Tweeted by Kanye West yesterday, then hastily taken down. At first, everyone assumed the subject of the photo was Kim Kardashian, who forced him to remove it due to her natural modesty. (A safe conclusion to arrive at, given Kim achieved fame by checking herself on camera for strep throat using a black cock the size of a rolling pin.) Upon closer inspection, it became obvious that Miss Kardashian doesn’t pack a waist that small.

It turns out the woman pictured is none other than porn star Amia Miley. (I hate when porn stars I’m unaware of make the news. I feel like Rain Man failing to remember an airline crash statistic.) And the picture isn’t even one that Kanye snapped himself: Amia Tweeted it last year. So the questions remains, why did Kanye Tweet this pic? Did he think it was Kim? Is his life such a haze of brunettes with gigantic, olive-skinned asses? Or did he just want to show Kim that big, natural asses look awesome while her botched surgery resembles an overstuffed garbage bag with an ass crack. Either way, I’m happy to be introduced to Amia Miley and will spend the next few hours familiarizing myself with her oeuvre. That means her body of work. It isn’t French for “vagina”.