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THE TWEETS THE AFTERMATH FIN
THE TWEETS THE AFTERMATH FIN
There are a lot of myths that women believe regarding just what takes place inside of strip clubs. And, with another Will Papageorgiou birthday, comes another trip to see the wonderful women of West Virginia, and another chance to dispel those myths. Hear all about the debauchery (or lack thereof) […]
I don’t like to talk about Eddie Murphy because I find it extremely depressing. Eddie Murphy was, unequivocally, one of the funniest people who has ever lived. Delirious and Raw are the two greatest stand-up specials ever recorded. Watch Trading Places, and I dare you to look me in the […]
Apparently, John Carter is not some piece of fly-by-night shit whipped up by Disney and is actually based upon an old pulp novel character from the turn of the century. Why would Disney use something so ancient as source material? Maybe it wanted to conquer the six people left alive […]
The Redskins organization, if it knows what’s good for it, will sign Peyton Manning. It’s a move surrounding by questions: Is Peyton healthy? Are the Redskins ready to contend? Is an almost-36-year-old quarterback worth it? As I see it, the answers are: Irrelevant, no and yes (but not for the […]
Over the weekend, photos from the cell phones of Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn, January Jones, Olivia Wilde and Sarah Silverman were circulated online. The photos of those last three don’t really matter because none of them included nudes and also Sarah Silverman is an unfunny, hirsute goblin who probably has […]
Read part one here or none of this will make any sense. A few days ago, I found a Craigslist post in which a man offered to exchange several Wii games in his possession for cigarettes. Being the compassionate avatar of benevolence that I am, I kindly suggested that he […]
My health has been even more putrid than usual as of late, with a litany of physical ailments that aren’t getting any better because I’m cheap and my insurance sucks. Fortunately, I’m a good sport about my organs betraying me at every turn, so laugh away as I reveal the […]
I’m a man of several vices, cheapness and playing more Wii than an entire second grade classroom both being high on the list. The two happily converge in the video game section of Craigslist, which I incessantly troll for inexpensive games. Many a Saturday is spent buying titles off of […]