The Help was released over the weekend and enjoyed a respectable box office take. This left me in a bit of a quandary because I love the traffic that comes from reviewing a newly released movie, but…I have no intention whatsoever of watching The Help. After all, even if it […]
Those that listen to my show know that the pomposity of celebrities is a favorite target on mine. Yes, I understand that greedy, morally-bankrupt pillars of industry are the real villains, and some twat prattling on about how yogarobics gave her the best body she’s ever had at age 40 […]
After writing about men wishing they were an ass-crushing turbine of sexual attraction, a successful (if unlawful) businessman and the coolest guy to ever walk the Earth, I realized that there is a dark side to the average male I had overlooked. A sinister aspect that bore mention. You see, […]
I’m about to say something that will no doubt earn me heaps of derision and scorn, but I don’t care, because it has to be said: Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the most entertaining movie I’ve seen in the theater in years. Note that I called it […]
Look. By all accounts, George Clooney seems like a cool guy. A man’s man, if you will. But the perfection of his life is really starting to get to me. The guy’s internationally famous, great looking (and in that way where it somehow makes you straighter as a man to […]
So far, we’ve had the cool guy and the criminal. Now, it’s time to hit you with the ladies’ man. And, in the annals of film, there has never been a ladies’ man like David Wooderson. “Who is David Wooderson?,” you might ask, if you were an awful being that […]
Everything sounds better when it rhymes. Except for Fred Durst. Hiyo! Now that I’ve lost you all with that topical joke, time to summarize the show. The gang discusses the recent circumcision ban that was shot down in San Francisco, how women feel about men with an anteater and, most […]
Every so often, I see things in my daily life that make me do a double take. Here is one of those items, an ad I found waiting for me on the top of my pizza box, of all places. Now, no offense to Donald, and I’m glad he takes […]
My “Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were” series began with Ferris Bueller in the “cool guy” slot. Today, we’re going to go with the criminal. Because, no matter how good your life is, henchmen and the freedom to murder your foes would make it that much better. I considered […]