Today you’re in for a special treat, because I was joined in studio by two of my favorite co-workers, Ajay Atayee and Grant Paulsen. The conversation wanders from a party I attended over the weekend where a woman drunkenly flipped the Hell out on me to Grant revealing who his […]
I know, I know. At this point, the summary of the first day of my Vegas vacation has become one of those clown car dumps you take after spending the better part of the previous afternoon at the Golden Corral. (You know the type I’m talking about: They last 30 […]
With both legs of a journey so nightmarish that it made the Trail of Tears look like a pleasant spring hike behind me, I was ready to finally enjoy some of what Las Vegas had to offer. Given I’m a social retard (which, in Vegas, one must pronounce “ritard”), clubbing […]
I don’t mention this fact much (maybe because it always comes off like I’m being sarcastic), but Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of my biggest personal heroes. So maybe that’s why it hit me so hard when images of the utter slampig he was pummeling behind his wife’s back surfaced online. […]
Where last we left off, your friend and humble narrator had landed in Milwaukee to await a connecting flight to Las Vegas. The layover was brief, and, as I slumped in my second cramped airplane seat of the day, I hoped that fact was an indicator that the remainder of […]
99 times out of 100, when a guy behind a mic says, “Man, I just wish we had more time to get to everything I wanted to talk about today,” it’s code for “Thank fucking Christ it’s over, because I was out of material an hour ago.” This is one […]
Well, I’m back. After half a week in what can only be described as Eden with breast implants, I’ve returned home to the humid morass of our nation’s capital. By comparison, it now seems even more awful. Over the course of the next few days, I will give a detailed […]
Because a life of working three hours a day while playing more Wii than a Japanese preteen was really knocking it out of me, I decided to take a vacation and will be in Las Vegas until next Tuesday. Vegas sounds like a great place, and I look forward to […]
Given my love of symphonic music, Osetras caviar and penchant for making love on the beaches of Saint-Tropez, it may shock you to learn that I enjoy something as base as The Howard Stern Show. Nonetheless, I log several hours a week listening to it, meaning I’m exposed to commercials […]