Cougar Life:The Catchiest Jingle You’ll Hate Yourself for Loving
Given my love of symphonic music, Osetras caviar and penchant for making love on the beaches of Saint-Tropez, it may shock you to learn that I enjoy something as base […]
Because a life of working three hours a day while playing more Wii than a Japanese preteen was really knocking it out of me, I decided to take a vacation and will be in Las Vegas until next Tuesday. Vegas sounds like a great place, and I look forward to playing such games as “The first person who references Nick Papageorgio from Vegas Vacation in my presence is getting dick punched” and “How much worse must a hooker look in person compared to the Photoshopped image on her card before I say no?” See you all again soon enough. Unless my flight crashes, in which case, let these words haunt all who wronged me for the rest of their days.
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