I’ve made no secret on this site of my love-hate relationship with fast food (hate the body it gives me, love every other aspect of it more than life itself). I do my best to avoid consuming it, enduring weeks of bombardment by ads for the latest burrito or burger, […]
There was a day, many years ago, when I was the king of online dating. AOL, MySpace…didn’t matter: I was closing deals left and right. Fast forward to the present, where I’ve completely quit on life and have been reduced to telling tales of scoring ass off of girls with […]
Clan Papageorgiou has a very specific ritual for the birthday of its matriarch: Dinner at The Cheesecake Factory followed by a trip to the movies for a comedy and then cake and ice cream back at Papageorgiou Estates (that sounds so much nicer than “single-floor gerbil cage that I grew […]
Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss – watch more funny videos Last month, I coughed up for HBO in order to watch True Blood without the hassles of tracking down each episode online the day after it broadcast. (Incidentally, who are these guys that record and immediately upload shows to […]
Last month I decided to stop trolling the Craigslist posts in the M4M section and start looking for more co-hosts to add to the show’s mix by posting a wanted ad. In a testament to just how sad the industry I’m trying to eke out a living in is, I […]
Continuing in the Papa’s Basement tradition of reviewing movies weeks after their release date, I’ve decided to bang out a few words regarding Inception, the latest achievement from Christopher Nolan of Memento and The Dark Knight fame. Here goes: 1. After exiting the theater, please stop acting like you just […]
The callers make this one to remember. We listen to the tale of a caller who found out his wife was a porn star in the worst of ways which leads Will and I to conclude that we’ll probably stay single for life (dry those eyes, ladies). There’s also some […]
It’s back. The mid-week episode of Papa’s Basement has returned, and we all are better for it. I vent one last time (well, to be honest, I’ve probably got more in me) about the murder of my Nintendo DS as Rachael listens and sympathizes by calling me a baby and […]
Today, I laid to rest my Nintendo DS. It was not with me for long, but maybe it’ll be enough if you know that, in the few days we had together, we loved a lifetime’s worth (oh, Terminator references). I will now get into the circumstances of its demise and […]