I discuss my Twitter flame war with “celebrity” Scott Baio (I use “celebrity” in the same sense that the dogs who played Lassie were also “celebrities”). Turns out, he’s a colossal prick (in other news, water is wet). The Papa’s Basement gang also takes the FCC’s yearly indecency compliance quiz […]
This was supposed to be a review of Predators. Ever since the co-host of Papa’s Basement, Rachel Oehring, issued a scathing review of that film on my radio show last week, I had been champing at the bit to see it, love it and wave my appreciation of it in […]
So, remember that tape we mentioned last week featuring Mel Gibson screaming at his ex Oksana Grigorieva about how she dresses like a whore and would get “raped by a pack of [N-words]” for it? We have the audio this week and dissect it like the damn Zapruder film. Listen […]
Twilight. The Vampire Diaries. The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. Team Edward. Team Jacob. Team Coco. If you’re anything like me, you, too, are having a hard time keeping track of all the weird, vampire-centric shit that’s hit the market the past few years. I’m here today to make the case […]
There comes a time in every man’s life when, pushed too far by the tyranny of evil oppression, he must stand and fight back. Nat Turner knew it. David Lee Roth knew it. And, as I screamed “F*ck you, you fat f*cking c*nt!” at a man outside Taco Bell who […]
I admit it: I got fully swept up in the whole Team USA World Cup mania because I have a weak, hive mind (and will embrace anything that allows me to gamble even more). The gang watches and reacts to the US – Ghana game live for the duration of […]
Dreams come in all shapes and sizes. For example, I have a dream that, one day, the woman pictured above will be my wife because she’s charitable and classy, like Princess Diana. There’s also my dream of being a successful, world-famous entertainer, which is obviously going great because you’re the […]
…Metaphorically speaking. I do like me a catchy headline. We discuss the decline of sports (rigged games, steroids, not enough players’ wives/girlfriends on the sidelines in see-through lingerie) as well as the hellish conditions radio folk are forced to work in (like the time had to pee into a coffee […]
(Note: Part 1 of this series is located here.) The Baltiwhore The next episode in the “Meeting Women Online Used to Be Suicide” saga takes place in Baltimore, which is why I went with a picture of Omar Little of The Wire fame. (The only thing that’d better represent Baltimore […]