Last Vegas scares the living piss out of me. Not because it’s spectacularly bad (it seems merely normally bad). No, Last Vegas represents more than a movie. It represents an idea. And that idea is a return to Kings of Comedy-itis. Permit me to explain. The Original Kings of Comedy […]
Julianne Hough was recently seen dressed for Halloween as Crazy Eyes (pictured above) from Orange Is the New Black, complete with darkened skin. Because this country loves to manufacture outrage, the Internet was abuzz with how thoughtless and offensive her costume was, as if she went out wearing this and […]
It’s a debate that has raged from the days of Noah putting two of every candy bar on his ark: What is the best Halloween candy? Well, I unequivocally answer that question for the ages on the latest Papa’s Basement. “But John,” you may incorrectly think, “isn’t that a matter […]
I’d like to believe myself above the humor of Johnny Knoxville and the rest of the Jackass crew. They inflict ghastly bodily harm upon themselves and call it comedy, which, to those of us who fancy ourselves cerebral in our sense of humor, can’t help but come off as lowbrow. […]
I’m not sure if co-hostess Allison was going for shock value, but the denouement of this episode was, and I quote, “I would have sex with Rocky Dennis if he had nice skin, nice teeth and a good personality.” How does a soul get so lost? And what other ailments […]
George R. Martin, creator of Game of Thrones, is missing out on a boatload of money by farming out the rights to his material to only one network. There should be countless permutations of the show: A Telemundo version in Spanish, an adorably censored Nickelodeon edition and an animated Cartoon […]
Maybe I shouldn’t have said “ghetto Craigslist posts,” because that would suggest I had more than one item to share. But I was amused to find this post as I browsed Craigslist for discount Xbox 360 items. (Yes, I’m such an enemy of productivity that my time wasting centers around […]
Weeks have passed, yet I cannot shut the hell up about Gravity. Which prompted my co-hostess Allison to reveal what she thought of the film. Her reaction shocked, disappointed and wounded me, and it has taken several days since the recording of this episode to repair the damage done to […]
My Carrie review was going to be a beautiful, two-pronged assault, like the Nazi invasion of Poland or texting horrible things to your ex-girlfriend as you post the nude photos she shared with you in confidence on her Facebook wall: I was going to decry the making of another unnecessary […]