Ghetto Craigslist Posts
Maybe I shouldn’t have said “ghetto Craigslist posts,” because that would suggest I had more than one item to share. But I was amused to find this post as I […]
George R. Martin, creator of Game of Thrones, is missing out on a boatload of money by farming out the rights to his material to only one network. There should be countless permutations of the show: A Telemundo version in Spanish, an adorably censored Nickelodeon edition and an animated Cartoon Network take in the style of Adventure Time. Foremost on my list, however, would be an all-black adaption of Game of Thrones for BET. If I’ve been a good lad come Christmas and my dreams come true, these would be my choices for its cast.
HOUSE STARK
Ned Stark—LeVar Burton, aka Geordi
Catelyn Stark—Halle Berry
Robb Stark—Chiwetel Ejiofor, aka that dick from Serenity
Sansa Stark—Gabourey Sidibe, aka Precious
Arya Stark–Quvenzhané Wallis, aka that girl from that movie that got that Oscar nomination
Cripple Stark–Emmanuel Lewis, aka Webster Papadopoulos
John Snow—Donald Faison, aka Turk from Scrubs
The Direwolves of House Stark—DMX’s pit bulls
DENIZENS OF WINTERFELL
Hodor–Tiny “Zeus” Lister, aka Deebo from Friday
HOUSE LANNISTER
Tywin Lannister–James Avery, aka Uncle Phil
Cersei Lannister—Karyn Parsons, aka Hilary Banks
Jaime Lannister—Alfonso Ribeiro, aka Carlton Banks
Tyrion Lannister—Tony Cox, aka the dwarf from Bad Santa
The Hound—Michael Kenneth Williams, aka Omar Little
Prince Joffrey—Jaden Smith
DENIZENS OF KING’S LANDING
King Robert—Laurence Fishburne
Littlefinger—Isiah Whitlock, Jr., aka that mayor who says “sheeeeeit” from The Wire
Varys the Eunuch–Tyler Perry
HOUSE TARGARYEN
Daenerys Targaryen—Zoe Saldana
Khal Drogo—LeBron James
Let me know who you’d cast in the comments. And about the whole not sending you to the actual site with that LBJ link, you’re welcome.
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