Veronica talks about sex toy parties, which drives a really creepy caller to phone in and put the moves on her. John and Joel get into the Steve Phillips story (semi-famous ESPN guy sleeping with a really, really ugly woman) and a Russian ice skating bear that ate its trainer […]
Well, it’s happened. Someone in my immediate circle has found the Peggy Bundy to his Al. My good friends Gerry Perez and Karly Davis are tying the knot. So why am I the one made nervous by it? One of my friends finally getting hitched has forced me to take […]
Guess the ethnicity of John’s neighbor. The first person to post the correct answer in the comments section wins a prize.* *The prize is a valuable lesson that we’re all God’s children and hate is never the answer. Didn’t you pay attention when the Zionist Occupation Government made you read […]
It’s my co-host Veronica’s birthday, so I give her the gift of a story about me going out on the town and displaying my usual charm. Is there a sarcasm font I can use for lines like that? Papa’s Basement 10-17-09 ft. Veronica, Rich
I saw this beauty on my way home from a lunch date at Guapo’s with my girlfriend Richard Harmon. (On an unrelated note, is it crack or heroin that they put into the Guapo sauce? I love it because, even though it’s obviously as fatty as mayonnaise, since they dye […]
Whatever could ruin the afterglow of a great time at my high school reunion? As it turns out, God has a sense of humor, that omnipotent prick. Listen and cry along. Veronica and Matt co-host. Papa’s Basement 10-10-09 ft. Veronica, Matt
My favorite proofreader (and she who birthed me) stands in front of a massive jet engine and my first thought wasn’t something about the pilot accidentally firing up that puppy while she stood in front of it. I feel so…mature? Either way, the picture made me laugh (especially in it’s […]
“So, how do I look?” “Well,” she paused, taking stock of the man standing before her, “you look chubby.” And, with those encouraging words, I was off to my 10-year reunion. The venue for the 10-year Chantilly High School Class of 1999 was the Caribbean Breeze Restaurant in Arlington, VA. […]
My 10-year high school reunion will take place today, and I’ll more than likely be going. The reaction from most of my friends that didn’t attend high school with me is, “What the hell? Why?” which makes me think that either my life appears in such a shambles now that […]