Ernest Borgnine Died
Ernest Borgnine was a massive part of my childhood. My dad’s regimen to keep me all man included non-stop viewings of Airwolf and the various Dirty Dozen made-for-tv sequels, both […]
Last week I wrote about the Buxom Bandit, an Australian woman who robbed a convenience store armed with only a knife, her cunning wits and tits big enough to attract a hungry calf. Yesterday, the BB decided to turn herself in, and I guess her idea of fun is spending the next several years in legal limbo since that judge will come up with every bullshit maneuver in the book to keep those tits in his courtroom. It turns out that her name is Tonee Walker (women with man names are the worst) and, well, she isn’t bad looking. But you guys don’t come here to read nice things, so you know what? Fuck her and her weird dwarf nose. With that turnip, she should be in a leather bodice forging me magical armor that will allow me to slay an evil wizard.
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