“[Manischewitz] makes wine for Jews. And now they’re making one they want to sell to normal people.” -Roger Sterling, delivering the line of the episode If the rest Mad Men‘s fifth season featured nothing but Betty Draper shoving food into her cram-hole in 45 minutes blocks, I’d die a happy […]
I’m not sure how Tim Burton still has a career. He hasn’t directed a movie that received better-than-mixed reviews since Ed Wood. His films, while rarely financial bombs, don’t do particularly well at the box office. And he isn’t Jewish. In fact, the only thing I can think of that […]
Had The Avengers been released five years ago, I would have needed two tickets to view it: One for myself, and one for my erection, which would have jutted into the seat in front of me. Sadly, it is now 2012, and I think the thrill of superhero movies has […]
To the casual observer, Don Draper is the stud bull of Mad Men. He’s tall, he’s muscular, and he’s got the looks and the game to run that shit, son. But the more astute viewer recognizes a very different truth, which is that none other than silver fox Roger Sterling […]
This week’s affront to our collective intelligence is The Raven, a movie about a serial killer whose murders pay homage to the works of Edgar Allen Poe. John Cusack plays Poe, who helps the police investigate the murders because clearly he would have some special insight into the killer’s mind. […]
This is the closing monologue from the finale of Eastbound & Down. In my humble opinion, it’s the greatest monologue on film since Patton, and, oddly enough, I found it massively inspirational. Enjoy.
Over the weekend, the 2012 Coachella Music Festival was held, featuring a bunch of bands that white people like and an appearance by a holographic Tupac Shakur partially performing “Hail Mary” and “2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted” (can we all be grateful the purposeful misspelling of words trend has died […]
Mad Men is the most masculine show on tv. Last night’s episode, “Signal 30” (click here to watch via Amazon), contained no less than the following: Lane Pryce living the dream that we’ve all had since episode one and beating up that little shit Pete Campbell in the office. (Note […]
If you think watching The Three Stooges looks like a good idea this weekend, here are some other activities I think you might enjoy giving a try: Drink lead paint smoothies. Get shot in the testicles by Robocop. Huff some jenkem. Visit one of these. Those were just suggestions. Really, […]